Life advice

From a five year old.

Yesterday my cousin's little girl says to me:

Addy: Are you marrrried?
Me: Nope.

Addy: Are you aboooout to be?
Me: Nope.

Addy: Are you eeeever gonna be?'
Me: ... Probably not

Addy: Bad choice...
Me: {silence}

I got reprimanded by a 5 year old! And she gave me this look like she disapproved, but she's 5. And what does she really know anyways?

I mean, seriously. 

I clearly need to start chatting with her more. She's cheaper than a therapist and she'll tell it to me how it is. According to a 5 year old. (: